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Spoof / Joke Lonely Hearts Advert Reply Letter

               
   
     
 

Our spoof / joke letters are a great way to wind up, or get revenge on friends, neighbours, work colleagues - in fact just about anyone who can take a joke!

This one is a response from a lonely hearts ad the 'victim' has supposedly placed.

It is typed in a very poor typewriter script with loads of mistakes both with the typing and the spelling. It tells how the lonely heart has been in prison and even asks the 'victim' for a picture of themselves, "maybe undressed?" explaining that they don't like surprises!

Truly hilarious each one is customised to a male or female recipient. Just let us know which you require when ordering.

These letters are completely authentic looking and this one is printed on cheap looking paper for a truly realistic look and feel.
To complete the look, the envelope is also printed to match the letter and all postage is done using stamps instead of our usual franking machine.

A truly fantastic and original joke or wind up.

Do it to them before they do it to you!

 

Please Note

When placing your order, please use the 'Delivery Address' box at the payments stage to let us know the name and address of your chosen 'victim'.

We will not disclose your identity as the sender unless legally obliged to do so. The following information is printed in very light grey ink on the back of each letter.

You have been sent this correspondence as a joke by someone who knows you. Please do not take it seriously and we hope you are not offended.
 

 
 

our price
£2.00

 
   
  Item Code TPB/SL2


 
 
 

 

 

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