Our spoof / joke letters are a great way to wind up,
or get revenge on friends, neighbours, work colleagues - in fact just
about anyone who can take a joke!
This one is from the "Nicole
Longbotham Agency" in reply to the recipients request.
It says that
"it is against company policy to supply any grade of staff to a client’s
individual specification where the only requirements stated are physical
attributes"
It goes
on to spell out the other requests they cannot accommodate including staff
being Danish or looking like any of the Pussycat Dolls!
The letter is signed by the agency's manager - Theresa Green.
Another truly
fantastic and original joke or wind up.
